Blogging at Despair.com
It looks like the fine people at Despair.com have some interesting gifts that are particularly suitable for bloggers.
You can get the poster "Blogging" that has a picture of what appears to be part of Utah's canyonlands along with this text
Never Before Have So Many People with So Little To Say Said So Much To So Few
If that's not worth $15.95 plus shipping and handling, you can always get the t-shirt instead. For only $18.95 plus shipping and handling you can get a t-shirt that says
MORE PEOPLE HAVE READ THIS SHIRT
THAN YOUR BLOG